“Greetings 21st-century Slackers! My name is Thomas Aquinas, but you can call me Your Magisterium. You modern goobers have NO idea how easy you have it! When I was your age I had to walk over 100 miles in the freezing cold just to get onto the internet! But you, you can just sit on your grand posteriors and slip in and out of the Middle Ages with a mere click of your mouse. Wimps!” > more.